zeldathemes

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

retro-kirschstein:

Top 10 : Favorite SNK Characters :

7. Eren Jaeger — ((◄ 8 // 6 ►)) 

atomic-glitter:

Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.

  #UMMMN  

anthxny:

#classact

mama-riza:

roy: my anaconda don’t
riza: no
roy: my anACONDA DON’T
riza: roy don-
roy: MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
riza: i’m leaving you

  #real love    #but riza has some nice buns tbh    #anaconda  

I kno jealously is bad but

  #just ughughhughh  
  #SLEEPY HAYATE  

blackwidowismyqueen:

I want more femslash in fandoms but the only problem is I first have to find a show that has enough female characters to even have a femslash ship.

thatdudeemu:

White people out here terrorizing black people calling it pranks and putting it on YouTube
But we the savages

fullmetalbaby:

headcanon that after al got his body back he was always covered in bruises and scratches because he kept forgetting the limitations of a human body

so this way ed and winry always had to fix him up because he was a reckless dork

volcanize:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Now I’m so pissed off that it isn’t

volcanize:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Now I’m so pissed off that it isn’t

ugly:

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined